Ok so I am a campus tour guide and I can not imagine something like this ever happening. I have gotten really dumb questions, but no kids are going to ask about that stuff or say that in front of their parents and in front of a whole group of people. ESPECIALLY when they are touring a potential school. Pretty dumb. However, if this did happen, my response would be a little chuckle and then continuing on with what I was talking about. (Plus, at my school, there are special residence hall tour guides so they would have to deal with it :) )

Yeah I agree, you could've said a number of things to shut him the F*** up. Ah well next time.

&thats when you lock them in the room with the fat bi dude/chick!!!!

#1 and #3 ftw, definitely. Hahahahah. What a little bitch though!

Hahah High school is lame...But it’s alright, Karma will get her when she falls off the bed getting Eifel towered. Then you can bust into her room and be all like, "Take it biiiiaaaatch."

Sometimes hand action is much better than throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

HAVE NO FEAR....I WAS JUST MODERATING ON FML AND THE GIRL WHO SAID THAT WAS ON FML AND SAW UR POST...SHE DIDNT MEAN IT AND SAID IT WAS JUST A JOKE...SHE DIDNT LAUGH WHEN SHE SAW UR POST EITHER

BTW HERE IS THE POST: Today, I was on here reading some of the posts. I started from the top. The first one was about a girl who said (to her college tour guide) that he doesn't "get any action with anything other then his left hand." Normally, I would have laughed, but I was the girl. It was meant as a joke. FML On 03/23/2009 at 8:42pm - miscellaneous

#88/89....that would be a huuuuuuuuuuge coincidence if that were actually true. I dunno if I believe that....

awesome #1 ,but the best response would have been "I'm not sure about these beds but your mothers bed could hold more than a threesome."