By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 14:51 - Ireland

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Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML
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HSOMGF 5

Who tells someone they're pregnant in a text? Don't people talk face to face anymore? Sad and YTDI.

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you_failed 15

Wow, what irony! D: I hope you DID have safe sex. If you didn't YDI.

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KILLA_KALI_KUSHh 0

Hopefully she she kidding.

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Fracker 0

I think this is fake. Yes nowadays texting is used more and more, but still news like this cant be sent in a text. its not a Sprint commercial!!!

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Sirin_fml 46

But of course! Mobile phone OSs are incapable of sending texts containing pregnancy news, because they are sentient and make conscientious objections to it. You IDIOT. If you make another stupid comment like that, I will have every1luvsboners strap you down and sing Justin Bieber songs into your ears for twelve consecutive hours, okay?

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fieldhockyluva24 4

i've heard of guys proposing through texts so just because you wouldn't have a serious talk through texts doesn't mean other people don't.

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Nico1929 5

Glad you can speak for the texting etiquette of the cellular community, I feel so much better knowing that texts can't hold serious information... *buzz* Oh hey! A text! ................... well apparently my girlfriend is cheating on me but it's okay because my Mistress just texted me she's pregnant and needs child support.... I thought you said this couldn't happen!!! FML.

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latingringa 3

I told my babydaddy I was pregnant through a text....

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fizzypop14 3

safe sex is late sex betta wear a latex cuz u don't want that latex that that I think im latex

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Nico1929 5

Dude you totally missed the play on words there... Try using something other than latex, maybe something similar like "I think I'm late" text. I know Lil Wayne may be an idiot with some of his rhymes but his lyrics aren't that stupid

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ktrose 0

"Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cuz you dont want that late text that "I think I'm late" text." ...

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Nico1929 5

^Thank you kind sir, you have restored my faith in the human condition

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GLaDOSv1_09 19

Thank you for that recovery, 35. Some people shouldn't be allowed to try wordplay.

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andibear95 0

if he's old enough to be giving advice to high school kids about sex, I think he's old enough to have a kid...

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Nico1929 5

Just look at it this way, you have an excuse now to play with all your old toys

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chanel5829 0

Hey guys.... maybe the condomn broke.... it can happen

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omar41 0

haha nobody even congratulated u so Congrats on the new kido hahahaha

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Troll1 0

it's not your kid. your gf practices ***********

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