By Sammy - 27/04/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. My husband, the father of the baby, got a birdie on the golf course at the exact same time. FML
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squishy01 0

What an ungrateful bastard.

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f_this_shit59 0

I like the fact that you had to specify that your husband was the father.

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MellyLuck1484 7

I kinda get why you're mad, but was this the planned time for the baby? Did you ask him to not go golfing? Could you reach him on his phone and he still played through? If so for any of these, you have a solid reason to be mad, but if none of these are true, you have no rite to be mad.

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doglover100 28

Congrats. He should've been there.

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Szaszaspasz 26

I have tried to play Whack-****. I'd hit the little white ball in a direction I was not aiming for. When I'd go to retrieve it I can never find it. However I find a half-dozen balls from the driving range.

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BloodandIce 11

I hope the name had nothing to do with it.

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Mimitrixie 11

He sounds like a douche! Not only is he an ass for laying golf while his wife gives birth but if he's stupid enough hell want to name the child birdie :O

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silentxninja 13

I'm sorry, OP. He should have been there with you, while you gave birth to his child... Hopefully he turns out to be a better father than this FML leads on...

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