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By Sammy - 27/04/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. My husband, the father of the baby, got a birdie on the golf course at the exact same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Titusville

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

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You deserved it 3 537

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 14:00

Today, I gave birth, but my husband was late and got here just in time to cut the cord. He was hung over after celebrating his impending fatherhood all night. He missed the cord twice, cut it, then fell over, and wound up in the bed next to mine, with a hydrating IV and a bashed head where he hit it on the baby's cot. FML

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You deserved it 191

Suspicious coincidence?

By Confused - 20/05/2023 15:00

Today, my wife had our first child. He's identical to her coworker. FML

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You deserved it 137

Classic Dave

By not the mama - 24/10/2020 02:01 - United States - Hesperia

Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML

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You deserved it 111

Welcome to the world!

By Anonymous - 01/04/2020 08:00 - United Kingdom - Aldershot

Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML

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You deserved it 166

Congrats!

By sodonewiththis89 - 10/02/2021 13:59

Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 83

Planned parenthood

By KittenTitz - 03/05/2020 20:00

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

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You deserved it 650

By NewBride - 14/08/2013 17:39 - United States - Lincoln

Today, was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding and everything was going perfectly as planned. That is, until a bird flew over us and left a present right between my boobs. I had to stand at the altar for 30 minutes as bird poop melted in my cleavage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 847

You deserved it 5 595

By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 802

You deserved it 79 052

News to me

By RBEE - 12/12/2009 18:02 - France

Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML

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TiffyterroriZe 9

Wednesday 27 April 2011 22:34

Tiger Woods is the father?

squishy01 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 22:34

What an ungrateful bastard.

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CatchtheTIMO 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 0:13

did both of u guys rejoice at the same time? but sucks for u that he picked golf over birth

gazza4321 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 0:21

He wasn't the one with the baby

cldean24 4

Thursday 28 April 2011 0:23

I wish people would stop posting the same "you should name her birdie!" That is not a cute idea and it was not even decent sarcasm.

whosechairisthat 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 0:25

u have great taste in men.

PrincessesCrown 17

Thursday 28 April 2011 0:42

My dad was playing in a basket ball game when i was born.

alex6946 10

Thursday 28 April 2011 0:47

well congratulations to the both of you.

ally2009 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:00

THAT PISSES ME OFF THIS IS WERE U TALK ABOUT BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN UR DAY NOT ABOUT STUPID ASS GOLF WHAT DO U WANT ME TO SAY BOOO HOOO UR HUSBAND WASNT THERE HE WAS PROB SLEEPING WITH A HOOKER SO REMEMBOR BAD THINGS

sxcsatan999 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:05

you are a complete tossed that is something bad that happened in her day and is maybe a shocking realization for her too u stupid git!!!!!!!!

sxcsatan999 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:07

stupid auto correct tosser

sxcsatan999 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:01

whoever clicked YDI are just as much a wanker as the father who didn't even want to be there for the birth of his child. I feel awful for u OP but at least be grateful she was a healthy baby

LolMoqz 10

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:03

name her birdie(x

alyssa1695 4

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:04

what a great husband you have there

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Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML

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Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML

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Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML

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Today, I accidentally touched a hot pan and, like any normal person would, jerked my hand back. My mom saw, yelled at me for being a "prissy princess" and then proceeded to stick her whole hand on the hot pan for a full 5 seconds. FML

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Today, while waiting in line with my 4-year-old son, I had to awkwardly apologize to an African-American gentleman and explain to my son that the man was not made out of chocolate. FML

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Today, and for the third time this week, I found a pubic hair in my soup. I'm currently bed-ridden and can't afford to piss off my boyfriend by complaining. FML

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Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

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Today, as the clock struck twelve for the new year, I was in the bathroom having a nosebleed. FML

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