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dude's gonna make lots of money golfing for you and that baby
Lol...who writes an FML after they have just given birth???
u should name her birdie
Congratulations to him on the birdie
haha i get u wanted him to get an eagle...right?
time to leave. mine was fishing when we had ours.
Notice OP didn't say husband knew she was giving birth or she would have said she tried to get him to stay. Otherwise, the FML would be about the argument that he wanted to golf and she fought it. She probably knew he was golfing, was ok with it, but got pissed off after the fact so now she's trying to humiliate him. What a bitch.
Score! Now dump the idiot.
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Tiger Woods is the father?
What an ungrateful bastard.