By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 20:03 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML
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txgirl2013 14

Well it's better than my cousin calling his zebra a "stripper" because of its stripes.

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kingsian 15

I say let the child be a child. That's the beauty of being a child the innocent.

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RicanGata91 7

If u don't use improper language don't feel guilty like its your fault,like she's five for crying out, every one almost adds a hor(ny) sound to their stuffed animals. It's cute enjoy her young whole you can,they grow up too fast :(

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kaedynsmom0325 13

Kids will be kids. They say the darndest things.

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fantasyworld 37

That's funny, she's five no one will care.

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rinzlerkitty94 31

I had a horned toad as a kid, and I was going to name it that, but my parents told me that was a bad word, and I had to pick a new name. That's exactly what you should have done.

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InsanityShard 23

I once named a Marowak Boner. He was my favourite Pokemon for a while.

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