Work: Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny....

By hatemyboss - 03/11/2011 16:13 - Canada

Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML

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Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 21:48 - United States

Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML

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saIty 17

Thursday 3 November 2011 22:50

I bet he had his troll face on ready to fire you.

DanGleesak 11

Thursday 3 November 2011 22:50

Your boss was trolling you.

Comments

svpanther 3

Friday 4 November 2011 3:57

Just like the horror movies

FkThisLife 6

Friday 4 November 2011 4:20

I bet they laughed more cause they knew "the troll" was behind you haha

Treezy_Tha_Troll 3

Friday 4 November 2011 4:39

U MAD BRO??

pooponmikehawk 3

Friday 4 November 2011 5:32

its not his fault he has bright green hair and a jewel for a belly button

afulks78 11

Friday 4 November 2011 5:45

TROLLTROLL

bccaper 3

Friday 4 November 2011 7:34

Hopefully the troll has a good sense of humor

mydadpulledout 17

Friday 4 November 2011 7:39

classic, ydi

mydadpulledout 17

Friday 4 November 2011 7:41

classic, ydi

docscientist 9

Friday 4 November 2011 8:03

Who would've thought your boss could've possibly been around at work?!

docscientist 9

Friday 4 November 2011 8:03

Who would've thought your boss could've possibly been around at work?!

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