By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 19:44 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

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Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
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nycwrestler 17

You need to learn to take a hit..

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aardvarkish 16

I would love to have such a girlfriend.

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Camri_123 11

What a lovely girl, she can knock one out like nothing. Oh, oh. Be careful, you gave her an ****** and a laugh, she may want to make it a part of yours and hers routine. Next time don't tap out so quickly!

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Is this the same woman that was kicked off the bed?

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cmac86 23

Sounds like she had a merry Christmas.

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evebright 5

Her arm flung out? What the hell position did you use?

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Mizzitch1337 5

"Mid-gasm".... A Finaly Fantasy VII character achieving completion?

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