By selfishsexysanta - 24/12/2012 18:06 - United States

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Today, I gave my husband an early Christmas present: Santa-themed lingerie. He got angry and called me selfish, for "using" him as an excuse to get myself nice stuff. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 444
You deserved it 13 841
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LeeRed 15

Well I won't call lingerie a present, its more like gift wrapping paper. hehe

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gary3768 13

Some men are so slow lol

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Silent_Thrill 17

Hey, it's hard to think straight when all the blood is flowing away from your brain!

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ThePK 5

I don't know guys, a Santa themed outfit seems weird. I mean, I like my women...well, like women, not like an old white haired chubby man....of course, this must just be me.

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Pyapi 20

So you're never seen slutty female santa costumes? Or other slutty santa related items? I'm no fan but, especially during this time of year, they're everywhere you can't miss them

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crazyrn 6

44- You missed the sarcasm in his reply.

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cidman420 5

is he gay... whenever my wife walk in the room in lingerie (new or old) I get existed not yell at her

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simoncat 11

Well Scrooge him. What a grouch. Nothing in his stocking but coal. Is he always such a grump?

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perdix 29

Who doesn't like a little Ho, Ho, Ho for Christmas? You'd better hide the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Vibrator because he's going to be even less convinced that is for him at all.

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Enslaved 36

Put some mistletoe down your undies and tell him to kiss your ass!

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False_Stupidity 41

This made me laugh so hard, although mistletoe in the undies sounds a bit uncomfortable :)

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lesserofallevils 9

She should have gotten him a Santa beard and told him to man up

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