Animals: Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business... - FML

By missmisfit - 13/06/2012 04:14 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML

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By Dogmom - 18/12/2018 17:30

Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML

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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2022 14:00

Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML

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By lalibear - 03/05/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, I left the sliding glass door to our townhouse open because it was such a beautiful day. Our new puppy, whom we have been potty training, peed in the yard and I praised him relentlessly. He then walked inside the house, pooped on the carpet, and ran back outside. FML

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By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML

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By Patrick - 14/10/2012 04:39 - United States - Sulphur

Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML

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By lukey101 - 27/03/2023 16:00

Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2023 13:30 - Australia

Today, I got drunk and spewed all over my lounge room floor. My dog ate it up, also got drunk, and also eventually spewed on the floor too. FML

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By Koko - 07/04/2016 16:07 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML

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coolstorybro6969 6

Wednesday 13 June 2012 12:27

Maybe he thought if he did it again, he'd get another treat

KaelaKhaotic 5

Wednesday 13 June 2012 12:37

Looks like it's time for new treats.

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lovebeecharmer 6

Wednesday 13 June 2012 20:41

Puppies can't eat soft chewy treats, poor thing :( poor porch too lol

tbenson0628 14

Thursday 14 June 2012 1:29

awe poor puppy... :(

Sings4Ever 3

Thursday 14 June 2012 2:06

It's not the puppy's fault

Ryan_Jaxson 8

Thursday 14 June 2012 2:11

You did not by chance give him chocolate..did you?

writergirl23 19

Thursday 14 June 2012 12:24

Buy a different brand of treats? My kitten throws up every time we give him Whiskers pet food, so we give our cats Friskies instead. Sure sucks as Whiskers goes on special a lot more than Friskies.

YoshisHoe 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 6:14

LOL

KingPaw 1

Wednesday 27 June 2012 5:21

Maybe he hates the flavor of treats most dogs like bacon flavor.

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