By WiltedFlower - 31/07/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I gave my wife of four years a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admire it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in my office. FML
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DaveMcRae 0

No offense, but your wife is an ignorant bitch.

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boatkicker 4

aww. I'm sorry. that sucks. What does too "Italian" mean? whats wrong with italian looking things?

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lowcapacityx 0

What? I'll take it. Maybe she's seeing another man.

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queenkiwinc 0

Four years and you get a cheap ass fake gold dipped rose? She deserves a better man than you.

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Sophia93 0

aww. well that was nice

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tko 0

if its dipped in gold, does it matter what color it is? why did you tell us it was red?

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bookworm124 0

Chill out, #203. Don't be so uptight. OP, I think that's beautiful. Stay like that, because so many women would appreciate that type of romance. Your wife is a fool not to recognize how lucky she is.

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Paige_Nicole10 0

that stuck up bitch:( i mean you try and give her an amazing present and she rejects it. i mean if a guy ever spent that kind of money on me i would keep that thing forever!! and not to mention that those are beautiful!

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StallionDuck 0

Wow, what a bitch of a wife. That 'too Italian' comment is just ******* racist and BEYOND mean. That and she should at the very least be appreciative, that gift doesn't sound like a cheap one, considering the gold. I would really love a gift like that, red roses are my favourite :3

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