By WiltedFlower - 31/07/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I gave my wife of four years a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admire it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in my office. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 252
You deserved it 6 386

Same thing different taste

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No offense, but your wife is an ignorant bitch.

boatkicker 4

aww. I'm sorry. that sucks. What does too "Italian" mean? whats wrong with italian looking things?

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What, may I ask, is wrong with looking Italian? And just because it isn't "practical" or "useful" doesn't mean it's not a beautiful decoration? I bet about eighty-five percent of things around the house aren't useful, and are just there to be viewed. It's called making your home aesthetically pleasing, people!

rosemary_fml 5

she probably doesn't deserve you if she can't appreciate it when you do nice things for her.

See this could go either way. I don't like flowers, but my boyfriend also knows that. If she doesn't like flowers and you went and did this anyway (granted, she should still be gracious) it does say that you don't pay attention to what she likes or does not like. If she never expressed that she dislikes "italian" things then wow bitch. Dump her and move on if you haven't already made babies.

Wow...that is the sweetest and most thoughtful thing I think I've ever heard. You need to divorce that girl and find somone who would really appriciate and love you, because theres a lot of people that would die to have someone like that. As for all of you self-centered hormonal bitchs saying "well you should have gotten her a gift she would actually like!", Shut the **** up.

hey can u get that done in new york too? ?

Wicked_6 0

Umm, what is her problem with things looking "Italian"? Italy is one of the most beautiful places in the world and the crafts that they make in Venice, the masks and the glass, are absolutely gorgeous! Your wife is crazy....

some_girl9 8

The problem is that Italians are filled with piss and vinegar.

**** her off!!! that's such a sweet and romantic thing to do and I wish someone did that for me