By WiltedFlower - 31/07/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I gave my wife of four years a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admire it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in my office. FML
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Same thing different taste

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No offense, but your wife is an ignorant bitch.

boatkicker 4

aww. I'm sorry. that sucks. What does too "Italian" mean? whats wrong with italian looking things?

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Man, Italy is awesome. And Italians are cool people...at least the ones I met there. It's the thought that counts, your wife sounds kinda mean...but maybe she didn't mean to be. I don't know. Good luck with that. :)

boatkicker 4

So passing over the actual fml (I think I've argued enough about that) I really would like to know what makes a rose italian looking as opposed to something else? I never really associated Roses or Gold with Italy. (note: I feel like someone will take this to be sarcasm. this is not a sarcastic comment. I really would like to know!)

If she doesn't want it, can I have it? =)

ditzyxp 0

That's so sweet ! How can your wife NOT appreciate such a gift? D: I wish I'd get a gift like that. :(

**** her. we, italians are the shit ;)

live_my_life245 0

damn. i would've loved if some guy did that for me. thats amazing. maybe she feels guilty excepting it cuz shes not faithful? and she just said the first thing she could? idk just saying.

Haha, oh wow. Way to plant the seed of doubt!

I think roses dipped in gold are pretty tacky and wouldn't want one. BUT she should have showed some class and accepted your gift with the love it was given.

oystersmoke 0

What bothers me most is you must feel like using "Italian" as a slur is acceptable behavior. God forbid you substituted with other slurs you would have pages of hate mail. Has your wife even been to Italy or is she just plain "White Trash"? Let me guess she must think she is high society because she buys her windex at Target. (lol)

boatkicker 4

I started reading your comment and was thinking "Look this person is intelligent with a great Point." Way to prove me wrong. Ignorant ass.

oystersmoke 0

Ok you are 18 you must not know the stigmata about women who go to Target and think their shit doesn't stink. I am Italian and was greatly offended about his comment. Saying stuff looks too Italian must be ok cause she's down with the Soprano's right? It's just utter bs. Furthermore she must not know anything about art history either.

lmmmr 0

You mean stigma, dear. Stigmata is when a person has christ's wounds. Stigma is a stereotype.