By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 08:40 - United States

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
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neverdrinkSODA 12

don't force it OP. that never ends well. just let it come naturally

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DailyTrollSlayer 4

Man you need some bean-o. Hernia protection edition!

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DocBastard 38

Can I please clear something up here? Your fart didn't cause the hernia. The hernia was there before, and doing the Val Salva maneuver (straining against a closed glottis) increased your intra-abdominal pressure and forced something (fat, bowel, etc) through a defect in your abdominal wall that was already there.

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l0v3p4in 7

DocBastard just owned OP. FYL twice over OP for your FML, then having Doc brutally tear it to shreds.

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witchdoctor1 9

Doc. I know your probably like a genius, but uh could you speak It in simpler terms?

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sougstad 7

Don't over exert yourself now ya hear? Would wanna shart yourself too!

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SGRanger 1

Don't force to fart, you may even get piles plus hernia.

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lexex1 4

The short fmls are always the best..

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KiddNYC1O 20

Dritto a il punto.

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Superstitious 6

Exept when you're trying to select them on an iPhone :/

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groupleader 7

That is why you lift (and in your case, fart) with your legs...bahahaha

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erockinthesuburb 17

That must've been a massive fart! Did you eat Indian food for lunch?

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hamtaro331 0

My grandpa died from a hernia. Watch out

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