Health: Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 08:40 - United States

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (who is very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML

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luke1995fg 10

Friday 24 February 2012 11:55

How did you manage to do that???

neverdrinkSODA 12

Friday 24 February 2012 11:56

don't force it OP. that never ends well. just let it come naturally

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Livviegurl99 11

Friday 24 February 2012 16:28

oww iv had hernia before, it hurt like hell :/ FYL op

Elizabeth198 1

Friday 24 February 2012 16:54

WTF did you eat to have such a massive fart?!

154rct 7

Friday 24 February 2012 16:56

How the hell does that happen?

gdawg1300 0

Friday 24 February 2012 17:09

Yes, yes. Let the butthurt flow through you.

DuRpY 5

Friday 24 February 2012 18:02

Pssshhh. Girls. Not exactly their area of expertise. This is an art either you're born with, or not - like a penis.

hopping_buffalo 2

Friday 24 February 2012 18:12

she didn't say it was from farting...just while

KatieKupcake4195 9

Friday 24 February 2012 18:22

I had a hernia when I was a baby. I had to have surgery for it along with about 4 eye surgeries >.< I don't remember them (obviously) but I hear that they hurt so bad. FYL OP. :( I'm sorry.

iislix1ii 19

Friday 24 February 2012 18:34

Seems like a heavy situation.

Andrewgfffff 0

Friday 24 February 2012 18:43

That must have been a ripper! F the people in your house's life (or wherever you were at the time of this glorious fart)

baller1993 0

Friday 24 February 2012 19:04

I'm sorry but that was fckin hilarious! xD

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