Health: Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 08:40 - United States

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 14:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML

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Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (who is very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML

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luke1995fg 10

Friday 24 February 2012 11:55

How did you manage to do that???

neverdrinkSODA 12

Friday 24 February 2012 11:56

don't force it OP. that never ends well. just let it come naturally

Comments

Starlily7 1

Sunday 26 February 2012 13:12

lmao

Joey_Bellows 1

Thursday 8 March 2012 14:19

I'm actually impressed you were dedicated enough to injure yourself while trying to fart.

NoKittyMyPotPie 3

Sunday 18 March 2012 1:40

Never force out a fart. And never trust one either.

KittyHawkMarch 29

Monday 9 April 2012 21:44

that's dedicated....

metallicaUSMC 3

Saturday 14 July 2012 4:24

Damn, bro. That must have sucked.

Happier_fml 1

Sunday 12 August 2012 10:46

Beans beans, their good for you're heart! The more you eat the more you fart!

krapcissaruj 13

Sunday 7 July 2013 0:30

Damn.

ellietrankwitz 7

Thursday 30 January 2014 16:06

Nuff said

likernator 4

Wednesday 11 June 2014 20:12

What?... How?... Damn.

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