Miscellaneous: Today, I gave myself paper cuts on the sides of my mouth while... - FML

By scarletscarface - 30/03/2012 03:00 - United States - Yorba Linda

Today, I gave myself paper cuts on the sides of my mouth while licking the cover of a pudding cup. FML

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scarletscarface 10

Friday 30 March 2012 16:17

Well, when i removed the cover, I decided to try to get the pudding off all at one time. So part of it was in my mouth. When I slid it out, I did get all the pudding off, but also managed to cut my mouth :( I wont be making that mistake again...

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MischievousLoki 6

Friday 30 March 2012 8:17

Now you can be The Joker and say "Would you like to know how I got these scars?"

f_ckml432 8

Friday 30 March 2012 8:11

Have fun eating for the next few days

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xIBleedPurplex16 0

Friday 30 March 2012 8:52

XD fail

xearthmuffin 0

Friday 30 March 2012 9:33

You wanna know how I got these scars?

fightingkittens 39

Friday 30 March 2012 23:10

Ah, the joys of a Glasgow smile.

pastnastificatio 4

Friday 30 March 2012 9:48

One does not simply... lick the pudding off the lid

jake040 3

Friday 30 March 2012 9:57

Were you blowing the cover!?

chris36taylor 2

Friday 30 March 2012 10:24

DocBastard gonna comment on this FML... No..?

desireev 17

Friday 30 March 2012 14:29

Damn! I like Doc ALOT... but people seriously need to quit obsessing over him.. It, really, is freakin' creepy!

br0ccoli 14

Friday 30 March 2012 10:30

Too much tongue, not enough spoon

MigraineurOfLife 15

Friday 30 March 2012 10:51

Yes 2 + 2 is 4 & the little white string they told you not to pull - Don't! It's the only thing keeping, what little brain you got, from falling out again!

steve412 0

Friday 30 March 2012 11:07

I've done that before. it sucks!!! sorry dude

Ruffclue 9

Friday 30 March 2012 11:59

try using spoon next time but i guess things are meant to be eaten without spoon.

jonnynasty 0

Friday 30 March 2012 12:25

like a pro

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