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By Anonymous - 27/12/2020 17:16 - India - Bangalore

Today, I googled which company made the deodorant I used as I really liked it. I did not figure out which brand it is, but I did find out that it was for ladies. I'm a 17 year old male teenager. No wonder I never had a girlfriend in high school.. FML

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sarahcroy20 12

Sunday 10 January 2021 7:02

Are you not able to read? It says right on it what it is. Not understanding why you'd have to Google that.

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sarahcroy20 12

Sunday 10 January 2021 7:02

Are you not able to read? It says right on it what it is. Not understanding why you'd have to Google that.

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