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@#1 My friend spermed on my bday card when I turned 21.
Spermed? Are you referring to ejaculated, finished, came, or maybe even nutted?
did your sister take the money??? (:
who cares about the card anyways? as long as theres a good check or directions to Where your gift is there's no reasons to add emotional Hallmark moments into the equation. ydi.
i love you too
Your parents are pathetic if they can't afford a birthday card for you that costs a measly $2.
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Dammit. Your parents suck! Mine used White Out.
Well, you could always use a funeral condolences card, but instead of the deceased person, scribble it out and put your parents' names.