By Anonymous - 28/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 238
You deserved it 3 601

Same thing different taste

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saucey12 1

please tell me you changed your number or put a block....

Comments

#111 it's i ain't sayin she's a golddigger, but she ain't messin wit no broke nigga. btw it's ok if I say nigga cuz I'm black lol

xdrumkid101x 0

This isn't an FML. You don't have to take her back just because you loved her 8 years ago.

ricosan 0

Karma's a bitch, ain't it. FHL! Enjoy the fact that you dodged that bullet, brother.

BurnIt2TheGround 0

dude this would so make my day! be like "bitch i don't need your fatass" then hang up and go to a party and get laid Karma's a bitch

t2nerb 0

prolly just a gold digger hahahaahahaha

valmont_fml 0

Reminds me of a Stan Rogers song called something like "Oh no, not I." It's about a man who has been courting a woman, and he asks her to marry her. Her response to him is "Oh no, not I." This happens several times until he just gives up. She then goes and gets pregnant from some other man, and comes back to the man, begging him to marry her, and he says the same thing back to her. It ends with him telling her how she'll have to wander about, surviving off of what charity she can get. The last line of his speech is "And It's when that you get tired you can sit you down to cry, and think on all the times when you said "Oh no, not I". Not exactly considered moral behavior in these days, but it's got something to it.

nichele 0

yeah that's really messed up the smart thing to do would be to not take her back