Love: Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years...

By Anonymous - 28/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2023 10:00 - United States - Boulder

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By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

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I had no idea!

By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out my ex had been writing about our relationship to Postsecret. Apparently, she'd been sorry and wanted me back if I still loved her. I have absolutely no idea what she's talking about. I left after 8 months of unreturned texts, calls, emails, and meet-ups. FML

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The Irish goodbye

By Lost Reggie - 25/03/2024 00:00 - United States - Memphis

Today, I'd thought that I'd found the new love of my life. She wanted me, I wanted her, we were compatible on so many levels. I have known her for 15 years, and she had asked me on a date. Last night, she unfriended, blocked, and ghosted me. FML

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nl98 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:05

Don't take her back?

saucey12 1

Monday 28 December 2009 12:06

please tell me you changed your number or put a block....

Comments

ipwnallmen 10

Monday 28 December 2009 13:00

lol come on man!

oldwiseguy 0

Monday 28 December 2009 13:10

Arent you a lucky guy!!

Ireplywith_memes 0

Monday 28 December 2009 13:13

Rule 34: There's a **** for that,

niadanac1 3

Monday 28 December 2009 13:24

All fat people can be come thin, just hand her an ulitimatum. lose the chub and give the kids to the loving father. All could be well in lollipop land!

Kukironosuke 16

Monday 28 December 2009 14:39

no, just no, a woman like that isnt fixed by losing weight and the kids, she will forever be a ho, she deserves her crappy life, and no kid deserves to be removed from their mom unless the mom is unfit(the dad is probably worse, she choose an asshole and let him ruin her life), and now she wants the good responsible guy, well fk her, make her be a single mom and pay for choosing her life

iplaywow 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 5:53

^ this sums up my thoughts perfectly

macaaroni 0

Monday 28 December 2009 13:28

did you ask if she learned her lesson yet?

TomasT 0

Monday 28 December 2009 13:34

That's usually what happen to women... More of a FHL than FYL.... You can always choose someone else, she is stuck with her.

DutchCourage 0

Monday 28 December 2009 13:34

Kids: check, weight: check, debt: check. Sounds like a winning proposition to me!

fretforyerlatte 0

Monday 28 December 2009 13:41

this is not an FML. it's a win for you, because you could have been the one stuck with her fat, broke ass with two wild children. i really don't see the problem here for you.

lo1337a 1

Monday 28 December 2009 13:45

$25 in debt is pretty good, all things considering ;)

FlagrantNE0 0

Monday 28 December 2009 14:24

$25.000 is European for $25,000

turdburgers 0

Monday 28 December 2009 17:57

That doesn't mean anything. Besides, he wrote 25.000 with three 0's, and just twenty-five dollars alone wouldn't be enough to bother mentioning in the fml.