By Anonymous - 28/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML
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saucey12 1

please tell me you changed your number or put a block....

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jakkal 0

Sounds like you dodged a bullet. Why is it an FML?

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Anteezy 7

This. You should be happy! She wants you, so you can rub it in her face now.

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Cristaderzi 0

This is Like that classic Toby Kieth Song!! Yeah throw her back as she obviously trash!!

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Klabauterpete 0

More a FHL, you egomaniac.

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xxbloodypoetxx 0

is her name sally???¿

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iplaywow 0

i'm not sure but if her name is Sarah, RUN MAN RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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maverick1031 0

really dodged a bullet there dude. Be glad she left when she did.

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convectuoso88 0

This is more of an F her life... after all, she's the one with all the shit you don't have to worry about now.

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zorn___ 0

I watch both FML and IMMD on my Google Reader, and when I read this I thought an IMMD had slipped into my FML feed somehow. Lol

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daengh 15

Just answer with "dave's not here, man."

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iplaywow 0

also follow up with "this is his lover speaking" that'll make her leave you alone

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Hacksaw 4

You should be glad she disappeared on you 8 years ago; sounds like you dodged a cannon-ball sized bullet.

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