Love: Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years...

By Anonymous - 28/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML

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You deserved it 3 601

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I had no idea!

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The Irish goodbye

By Lost Reggie - 25/03/2024 00:00 - United States - Memphis

Today, I'd thought that I'd found the new love of my life. She wanted me, I wanted her, we were compatible on so many levels. I have known her for 15 years, and she had asked me on a date. Last night, she unfriended, blocked, and ghosted me. FML

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nl98 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:05

Don't take her back?

saucey12 1

Monday 28 December 2009 12:06

please tell me you changed your number or put a block....

Comments

darry107 0

Monday 28 December 2009 22:19

just be like fuckit and bail. you dont need that shit. anyway she onli wants to take advantage of you.

youdidwhatnow 0

Monday 28 December 2009 22:21

I ain't saying she's a gold digger. But she ain't messing with the broke to broke. Your better off without her.

JokingJoe 0

Monday 28 December 2009 22:23

Dont do it!! you'll be miserable

paulrod 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:07

this is more like FHL

hope20 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:28

ha this is great I would tell her there's nothing you can do hang up and laugh your ass off

Sukimaye 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:30

oops bye

BikerMike 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:34

tell her you would like to film her getting ****** by a horse, and post it on the internet.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:08

While I normally find this intriguing and somewhat arousing... um... I forgot where I was going with this comment. Carry on.

jmeg_fml 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:34

dude, your life is awesome. look at what you avoided. this isn't an fml, it's a WIN don't get me wrong - i don't want her to be unhappy, and i wish her all the best - but sometimes it's good when things don't work out the way you wanted

BlinkOnceForYes 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 1:15

I think this is a FHL more than a FYL. Her life has gone to shambles and she wants you back, and some how that makes YOUR life suck? I don't get it. The girl you fell MADLY in love with wants you back. So she's gained weight and is going through a horrible time. And your life sucks? I don't get it.

hrtstealer 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 1:23

don't be her sorry ass backup plan. you deserve a better person than her if she didn't consider you 8 years ago. that is a lot of baggage and I was not talking about her weight.