By Anonymous - 28/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML
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saucey12 1

please tell me you changed your number or put a block....

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Ninjaface 0

I'm guessing you got over her pretty quickly?

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blastvortex 3

This is neither your problem nor your FML. It's hers. Let her deal with it on her own. Duh.

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CoolHipDude 0

Screw her! She's a stupid **** ***** who is obviously expecting you to bail her out. You are better off without her!!! imho.

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BaBiiSpAnKy821 0

ok number one: HOTTTTTTTTT (id hit tht) jk jk number two: she sounds like a lejit keeper

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captainmaharet 1

Glad you missed that crazy train, eh?

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sweethockeybody 0

This was actually my post. I wish I had had more than 300 characters to explain initially. I live at the same place, have the same job, and the same phone number as when I met her. She is calling 20 times a day. She is showing up at my home and work. She knows I am a nice guy and will do little things for her but I am not taking her back. For the record it was $25,000 in debt. The comma and period are way to close together when you are typing at midnight...

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goinforbaroque74 4

Restraining order time... I wouldn't even do little things, honestly...If you give a mouse a cookie...he'll ask for a glass of milk... I agree, taking this person back would result in you posting here about every five minutes.

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Leaflet 0

If you take her back she is just gonna think she can walk all over you and you're gonna be in shit to your knees

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taoKAKA 0

That sounds soo uber close to my story, but its not the same. My sister fell in love with this guy four years ago and he already had a young boy with his last ex. Then him and my sister had two little girls, the most gorgeous little things you've ever seen, and she packed on about 80 lbs from the consecutive pregnancies. He found new work in Montana, so he dragged her all the way out there from Wisconsin and it tore her apart because her family is here and not out there. Last month he dumped her in the course of a few days which included him admitting he didn't love her and then driving her back to Wisconsin and dumping her and his kids here. We found out that he was cheating on her with his boss's daughter. We hate him with a passion and it's killing us that the kids are gunna grow up without a father. He left her with the kids, jobless, homeless, and with exactly $25,000 in debt. I'm glad she'd never take him back.

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cynic8 0

Don't be so sure that she will never take him back, people can make mistakes, try and help her to not, even if it genuinely seems like he has changed, he hasn't. As for the kids growing up without a father, having both parents is slightly overrated. Children grow up just fine without one parent, or sometimes even both parents, it is the life and the people who raise them, not the combination. So don't "die" over the fact that they will grow up without a father, especially since, if you do have this worry, it will give the scumbag an advantage if he ever does want to take her back. Remember people don't change therefore don't worry about the fatherlessness, just give the kids the best life that you can.

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taoKAKA 0

That's messed up. I realize that many children grow up without a parent and that single parents can do well with raising children, but I personally grew up without my father since age 10 after he died tanks to his drug use and alcohol, and I still wish I had a father growing up. There's a reason that parents are supposed to get married then have children. All children deserve to grow up with BOTH parents. I know she won't take him back because he's the one that dumped her onto the streets with a 2 and a half year old and a 4 month old. He hates him for that. What the heck would you feel if that happened to you? Clearly you lack in passion for people in pain and clearly don't understand the full situation.

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