By omg - 25/03/2011 00:43 - Canada

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML
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enonymous 8

So did the teacher get a discount?

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remfire 0

at least he is not trading touches, if it gets bigger, does he charge more?

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truth_teller23 11

can i adopt your Kidd?? he sounds like a pretty cool little man!!when he moves up a grade it'll be 1$ for bathroom time at lunch!! don't hate his ladie attracting abilities appreciate them!!!!

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Zanzy 0

I thought at that age boys still thought girls had cooties. I blame the Internet

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pokopiko 9

*shuffles in pockets* DAMMIT! will he take that in nickels and pennies??

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Litschi 0

now THAT is a nice story to tell his girlfriend when he is older! Today, my mom told my new and very catholic girlfriend that i charged girls a quarter for touching my penis when i was eight. FML

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