By omg - 25/03/2011 00:43 - Canada

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML
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enonymous 8

So did the teacher get a discount?

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Yaqui_fml 9

Entrepreneur man...

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kkalia3 0

lol...... u r right

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Laughing_Cow 0

what would you get for a dollar?

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dunner12 0

I love how they're paying him... kids awesome, I have to buy girls drinks to get them to do that

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Jizwold 0

i find that ruffies work the best but u do still have to buy them a drink to put the ruffies in

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mismonroe 0

Not if you stalk them waiting for the minute that they let their drink out of their sight for a moment. Since you're willing to roofie, I doubt stalking is past you.

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kingjames2306 0

your a failure to this earth you need to fall off of it jiz

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cookiemonster144 0

if that's really you, your the most gorgeous man I've ever seen

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Pinkanani 12

Lol, I know right? Anyway, you get the point!

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Pinkanani 12

I mean about the "an call" not the gorgeous part. I prefer dark hair with blue eyes, like my incredibly gorgeous and sexy husband! We've been married for six years and he still gives me the butterflies!

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FMLoverAgain 7

you turn me on so badly

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TheNewGuy03 28

oh yeah? i turn me on, too. ;) |the kid|

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mismonroe 0

FML forum ****. Yessss

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TheNewGuy03 28

actually, it doesn't have a cheesy, meaningless plo-- oh wait, it does. scratch that. |the kid|

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mismonroe 0

I can use my imagination.

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TheNewGuy03 28

the better your imagination is, the more exciting it gets! so, please; imaginations are highly encouraged! |the kid|

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amoss12 0

what a man!!! haha.

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