By omg - 25/03/2011 00:43 - Canada

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML
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Same thing different taste

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oh man thats something hard to deal with. hope you change his school.

imwithya 5

teach him the values of money.....hes not charging enough tell him to raise it to a dollar

1. Smart kid....not only does he get girls to touch his junk he also gets lunch money out of it!! lmao 2. This may be late but to those of u saying that the OP should be concerned think...why would the girls pay to touch a boy's 'special area'?What happened that brought this up....why did the girls want to touch it...why were they willing to pay a quarter? Did the boy ask them if the wanted to or was it their proposal?....

kayastein 0

I just read on yahoo news youngest millionaires and most of them all started trying to sell something in school and while they sold slices of gum trying different ways to make a profit .. your child had realized his profit is his privates and money in the pocket..genesis!!

This kid is learning to use his assets very young, so a life as a stripper, hooker or rich bloke awaits... I'm going with the 2nd and a sex addiction! lol

so basically, your son's a prostitute. or I guess a jiggilo