Kids: Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently,...

By omg - 25/03/2011 00:43 - Canada

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

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By It was the 11 year old - 21/07/2012 08:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2023 12:00

Today, I just got done being yelled at by my son's headteacher and a bunch of parents, all because my 6 year-old son has been arranging kiss dates between his classmates in exchange for sweets and so on. My little pimp in training. Not a proud dad moment. FML

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By Jay - 04/11/2017 04:00

Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML

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By Bad Mommy - 21/06/2012 05:40 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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By stressedmom36 - 13/08/2015 23:50 - United States - Tampa

Today, my 4-year-old son's daycare called because he kissed a few girls. They explained he can't walk up and kiss little girls. I thought the situation was under control, until I was called an hour later to remove him from the premises for kissing little boys. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 20:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML

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By tenniemo - 10/08/2019 14:00

Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML

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Friday 25 March 2011 9:08

future pimp

enonymous 8

Friday 25 March 2011 9:14

So did the teacher get a discount?

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user19852008 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 7:25

don't hate the playa

blake4months 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 8:19

what have you been teaching that boy?

PONYGON 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 9:37

your son is genius!!!!! lol I did something similar to too my mom told me I was walking around naked asking girls to touch when I was 5

DaniBee420 6

Saturday 26 March 2011 9:42

lol! it's so much funnier that ur kids a boy. he's got it all figured out already

anahlicious 10

Saturday 26 March 2011 11:21

Ahahahahahaha that is awesome!!!

eragon2262 6

Saturday 26 March 2011 15:00

how is this an FML? ur son is gonna be makin bank when he is older haha. 5dolla foot long hahah

cupcakecutiee95 1

Saturday 26 March 2011 15:21

dude...he is bro as ****!

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Saturday 26 March 2011 15:31

PIMP

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Saturday 26 March 2011 16:02

Pimp...

sculp91 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 16:36

lol smart guy

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