By notthedad - 15/03/2011 15:50 - China

Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person for six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17

She probably thinks you will be stupid enough to fall for it.

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DocBastard 38

Your **** has obviously been whoring around without your knowledge. Take some responsibility for it, stupid. /King Missile

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smilezlol 0

at least u know the truth and don't find out the truth like before u die or something like that

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dansco 24

#218 says it all! ;) She's not as think as dumb she is... lol

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cxbell10 0

Damn I wuld b pissd as ****. U shud slap tht dumbass bitch. Why girls gotta b ***** all the time ahahahah

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rexjustin 4

That's really funny! How can she ever expect you gonna believe her..

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smokiehottie17 0

ok really. it could actually b ur child bc ur technically prego for a total of 10 months but the they really dont count the first month. so it could actually b urs if u guys have had sex within a month b4 her 6 months. but either way i would dna test just to b on the safe side bc she could just b trying to play u for a fool.

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