By notthedad - 15/03/2011 15:50 - China

Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person for six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17

She probably thinks you will be stupid enough to fall for it.

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DocBastard 38

Your **** has obviously been whoring around without your knowledge. Take some responsibility for it, stupid. /King Missile

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cheer4ever96 8

you should get a fraternity test. she is most likely lying.

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zebrapattern 6

how about the part where she cheated?

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kissyface13 0

ditch that bitch

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VianaJ_Garcia 14

I feel sorry for you.... not. HAHAHAHA.

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LilMissNYC 5

Lmao woooow. Blonde moment, gives us all bad names

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chesoes 8

Her for being that stupid & u for havin a gf like that

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gabbs1130 0

That's what you get for having a long distance relationship

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Szaszaspasz 26

I hope she is your long-distance ex-girlfriend. FYL indeed if you ever consider to even speak to her in person.

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PianoKlutz 8

What's worse is that you're still with the dumbass.

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endurancefan212 21

FYL! I'm sorry OP! In my opinion, this is why teen pregnancies happen, because people are stupid and don't realize that SEX = PREGNANCY. I'm in no way blaming you, but your girlfriend (hopefully ex) is the epitome of stupid teenager/young adult that thinks having sex on a certain day of the month or in a certain position will be stop them from getting pregnant.

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