By figures - 16/11/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancée took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML
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JessiGoose 0

She'll come crawling back once she realizes that she chose a guy who makes minimum wage and obviously doesn't care for the sanctity of other people's relationships and cheats on her with four other women. And you'll have the honor of spitting in her face.

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animejen1988 9

You should sue the jewelry store for emotional distress. /sarcasm.

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omghehehe 0

That is terrible!!!! On the bright side, you found out she wasn't the one before you got married. In the long run, she saved you an enormous amount of grief and money. Really. Btw (to some responders): Relationships primarily based on money and materialistic things doesn't make it ideal. If someone was abusive and/or neglectful, money doesn't make it better. Who cares how much they make. Sometimes drastic times calls for drastic measures (without cheating, of course).

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kukopia 0

Did she take the ring when she left?!??

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idkweird 0

A lot of girls do! I can't tell you how many shocked responses I got when I told people I gave the ring back. TBH, I didn't really want to have it hanging around. He asked for it back in an attempt to hurt me and make me fight him...I handed it over without a second thought.

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omghehehe 0

If you don't go through with the marriage, you should give the ring back. It's the right thing to do. Not sure but, I believe it's legally correct too.

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redbluegreen 40

I thought it was supposed to be if she breaks up with you, she gives the ring back. If he breaks up with her, she gets to keep it. But I knew a girl that would just date guys for the ring, but then got into trouble when she tried to keep this guy's great grandmother's ring worth tons of money.

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omghehehe 0

Oh no!! Not the great grandmother's ring!! That's so awful! Sheesh, do some women do shit like that? It's incomprehensible! I'm not 100% sure, but I was told by my lawyer friend that the engagement ring is like a contract of marriage. No marriage, no ring (depending on what state you live in). He broke off several engagements. I think he has a small collection of rings now :D

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Emperor_Jim 0

YDI for spending that much money on a woman. It's never worth it. Case in point: I bet the Pizza guy spends next to nothing on her, and now he has her to himself. See?

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Skull_300 0

**** that Bitch...stalk her!

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totalbadass 0

a long and everlasting marriage? redundant much?

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aremymind 0

I'm going to pretend this is a gay story

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ladiesman14 0

he must be gainfully employed with a great salary, bonus, stock options, 401k, health insurance + other benefits AND has a 9 inch johnson like ME.

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ladiesman14 0

ydi never buy a girl a ring unless you use HER credit card or trust fund money. poor girls are only good for 1 thing, sex. they cant even cook unless its microwaveable.

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Hurt16 0

Awwe I'm very sowwie to hear that.. you should just sip on some coffee, chill out (woe-sahhh) then go to her house n creep in har room n SLIT HAR THROAT... just kidding but seriously that's ****** up bringing back hurtful memories but we all go through it

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