By FreeOfCharge - 21/09/2009 06:06 - Canada

Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML
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Intoxicunt 5

Stop forcing your nuts on women and we won't have this problem, hm?

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Synchestra_fml 2

Well, now you know for sure she's definitely not into you.

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ItecKid 0

Wow, you're an asshole. I probably would have asked for my money back if you put peanuts on my ice cream.

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jdannyl 0

It is your fault, but it's also her fault. How do you not notice nuts sprinkled on your ice cream? Did she just close her eyes and throw it down her throat? You're both idiots, so with that logic maybe you would be good together, ask her out.

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gambol 10

It could've been one of those places where they mix stuff into your ice cream. THEREFORE HIDDEN PEANUTS

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kira1kira 0

y would u even asume she likes peanuts?? they're gross

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satanstoystore 0

ydi. want to impress women? pull your head out of your rectum, stop imagining what they want and start listening to what they say- and give it to them. its really not difficult. hope you get fired, what you did is assault.

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AshleyRose784 0

you should always ask with something so highly allergenic, hope she was ok

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therealmike 0

Wow, what an asshole. Just assume you know better than the customer what they want? Here's some advice: don't work in any customer-facing situation again, and don't get a girlfriend. If any mildly attractive female triggers a response in which you refuse to respect their wishes, then you need to stay away!

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Darrian 2

You should always give the customer what they ask for. What part of "no" didn't you understand? I'm not allergic, but if you'd put peanuts on my ice cream after I told you I didn't want them I'd probably have kicked your ass and/or thrown the ice cream at you, since I don't like peanuts on ice cream.

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proud_liberal 0

I bet OP is a republican. were u trying to kill her bc she's black and you hate us?

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Intoxicunt 5

Please, please die. You fail at trolling. You shouldn't stereotype people and then scold them for stereotyping. Next time, troll better. ****.

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plexico 3

Someone read this one to me aloud and I thought they said "penis." I wondered what his profession was where he could sell his penis for fifty cents. When they got to the part about the ambulance, I thought "Dude, you must be hung like a horse." Then, when it said she was allergic, I thought it meant she was a lesbian. Then, I read it and found it is was just "peanuts" -- not nearly as funny.

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redbluegreen 40

I'm glad to know someone reads things like I do. Or hears them as I do. I'm still the only one who reads/hears tentacles as testicles. D:

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plexico 3

RBG, I play a lot of tennis, and I don't know if you are familiar with the rules and etiquette, but before you start a point you have to have two balls. So you are often asking your opponent if he has two balls or telling him (or her -- that's even funnier) that you have two balls. I've been playing so long, I should stop giggling at this, but I can't, I just can't!

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BeeSkwaird 0

Apparently the OP tried to sell them for half a penny (not fifty cents). Weird.

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redbluegreen 40

I used to play guitar, and whenever I heard something about the G string... Oh god. So much fun, honestly. Same things with violin. I could/should never be a music teacher.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Meh, playing guitar is like masturbating anyways. With most people, it's just them running their hand up and down a piece of hard wood for x amount of time until the end when you have a mess nobody wants to see or clean up. Only few can make an art out of it.

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plexico 3

The big difference is that one is not enjoyable until your build up calluses and the other is enjoyable until you build up calluses. I'll leave it to you to figure which is which.

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