Intimacy: Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five...

By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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By Anonycock - 06/01/2016 17:15 - Qatar - Doha

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML

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By bill219 - 07/12/2012 22:40 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML

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By Lin - 02/03/2010 05:57 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML

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By bonehead69 - 31/05/2015 07:06 - United States - Taylorville

Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML

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You deserved it 5 399

By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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You deserved it 3 620

By gracelynn980765 - 27/06/2019 12:30

Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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By nomorefreehugs - 27/06/2011 23:34 - United States

Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML

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Xx6RoseThorn9xX 5

Monday 25 July 2011 22:52

your dingdong can see the future ;)

straz123 2

Monday 25 July 2011 22:52

Ohhhh. fyl bro.

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evenumomwantsme 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 11:27

NARB= no apparent reason boner

baseballlegitly0 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 16:30

ur penis can tell the future!!!!

kaylapple 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 16:30

that will definately give thema reason to smile/laugh!

griffin2020 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 16:49

THIS is why you do not look at **** in coffee shops...

xxshortyxxmaira 7

Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:02

wouldn't it have been five seconds after instead of before?

pike1346 3

Tuesday 26 July 2011 20:26

should have told them to take a pic of your junk. they may have liked it

maddie2015 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 20:27

well that blows.

chickenpie90 16

Tuesday 26 July 2011 20:33

UNLUCKY!

picturescrazy 24

Tuesday 26 July 2011 20:52

I'm sure you made their day ;P

UnknownParticle 7

Tuesday 26 July 2011 21:58

They probably were pleasently surprised and invited you to have threesome?... No? then FYL 4 sure...

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