Intimacy: Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five...

By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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By Anonycock - 06/01/2016 17:15 - Qatar - Doha

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML

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By bill219 - 07/12/2012 22:40 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML

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By Lin - 02/03/2010 05:57 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML

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By bonehead69 - 31/05/2015 07:06 - United States - Taylorville

Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML

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By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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By gracelynn980765 - 27/06/2019 12:30

Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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By nomorefreehugs - 27/06/2011 23:34 - United States

Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML

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Xx6RoseThorn9xX 5

Monday 25 July 2011 22:52

your dingdong can see the future ;)

straz123 2

Monday 25 July 2011 22:52

Ohhhh. fyl bro.

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hateevryone 14

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:40

man that sucks. glad im not a guy

iluvcrazipepl 9

Wednesday 27 July 2011 4:18

nicee!!! what was the reaction?

frankieredsox 7

Wednesday 27 July 2011 6:49

It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to... the pants store. Oh, this is awkward.

Alex94xela 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 7:23

hey deidara shut your hand up I'm trying to sleep

imjessicababy 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 7:29

I just imagined this guy being really old with basketball shorts on and these girls being like 15 years old.

properbostonian 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 14:31

Are you at least big? were they impressed?

badactor009 0

Friday 29 July 2011 3:18

When that happens and if anyone notices just say "sorry, it's got a mind of it's own" and drive on with what you are doing.

Thesilentninja 5

Friday 29 July 2011 5:02

it happens to the best of us.

cattykins 0

Friday 29 July 2011 6:07

it wasn't really random if it was next to hot girls

iloveyouchung 0

Friday 29 July 2011 9:02

psychic boner alerts?

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