By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
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Xx6RoseThorn9xX 5

your dingdong can see the future ;)

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iAmScrubs 19

Don't lie. You actually got turned on my the coffee blender. "Oh yes blender, blend it just how I like it."

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FFPulley 9

never waste a good boner. you should have made an indecent proposal.

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Loka4Ever 4

why did you need to stand up? u couldnt take it sitting?

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Lucie_love 4

I feel incredibly stupid for reading the fml again and replacing the word boner with cheese

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beef25967 2

I believe that's called a N.A.R.B. (No Apparent Reason Boner).

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SPC117 5

maybe they were flattered? did you get a little "tug"?

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