Intimacy: Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five...

By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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By Anonycock - 06/01/2016 17:15 - Qatar - Doha

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML

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By bill219 - 07/12/2012 22:40 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML

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By Lin - 02/03/2010 05:57 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML

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By bonehead69 - 31/05/2015 07:06 - United States - Taylorville

Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML

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By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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By gracelynn980765 - 27/06/2019 12:30

Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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By nomorefreehugs - 27/06/2011 23:34 - United States

Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML

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Xx6RoseThorn9xX 5

Monday 25 July 2011 22:52

your dingdong can see the future ;)

straz123 2

Monday 25 July 2011 22:52

Ohhhh. fyl bro.

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JiggyBear 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:08

Well at o q

JiggyBear 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:10

Well at least they know you REALLY love photography.

zhightower 3

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:12

no way you accepted.... sooooo, how was your coffee??

Missmeeep 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:13

#22 some guys can't tuck and ouch dude sorry

dontstealmyshoes 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:15

hahahhaa so good

SuperSukh 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:15

"Random"

SuperSukh 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:15

"Random"

bretty_boieeeeyy 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:20

and you replied with " I'm sorry girls but I'm to busy pitching a tent to take your pictures"

iceclimbers1 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:23

"Show us yo pics!" ya shoulda asked for a copy!

FruityLoooons 8

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:25

Not so 'completely random' anymore, yeah? :)

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