Intimacy: Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five...

By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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By Anonycock - 06/01/2016 17:15 - Qatar - Doha

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML

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By bill219 - 07/12/2012 22:40 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML

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By Lin - 02/03/2010 05:57 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML

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By bonehead69 - 31/05/2015 07:06 - United States - Taylorville

Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML

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By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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You deserved it 3 620

By gracelynn980765 - 27/06/2019 12:30

Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML

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You deserved it 628

By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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By nomorefreehugs - 27/06/2011 23:34 - United States

Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML

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You deserved it 41 252

Xx6RoseThorn9xX 5

Monday 25 July 2011 22:52

your dingdong can see the future ;)

straz123 2

Monday 25 July 2011 22:52

Ohhhh. fyl bro.

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cBlackout 13

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:35

trust me.. I feel ya..

strippedtoe 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:35

omg so embarrassing >.

bretty_boieeeeyy 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:15

not if his boner is over 10 inches

koe4 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:44

boys locker room... too far?

mofo12 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:48

sure I'll take your picture.... oh... *awkward silence* ... would you like to say hi to my little friend! did anyone think of anchorman when they read this fml?! haha that sucks bro

nabs_fml 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:55

haha awkward!!!

BeautifulDemonKP 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:58

mmm gotta love those big juicy hard boners lol FYL OP

laxbro09 3

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:03

thats not that bad unless they start staring down there

mattbrady2011 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:16

IT KNEW!

Sweet_Testicles 7

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:18

So did you stand up?

kyle_lockhart 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:23

dude it just happens at the least convienent times

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Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

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Today my boss gathered us to discuss about empowerment, accountability and Objectives and Key Results. My colleague set her OKRs as, “to empower others to do my work for me.” FML

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Today, I had to blow my nose at a jazz jam session. I blew my nose so hard that I blew the major third over a minor chord and everyone started throwing full bottles of beer at me. Fuck you. FML

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Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

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Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML

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Today, I needed to buy a new helmet. When I got to the sport shop, there was only one left in my size and preferred color. 30 minutes after buying it, my head starts itching. Turns out I paid $40 for lice. FML

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Not now, Cooper

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