Miscellaneous: Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist...

By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 18:41 - United States - Flower Mound

Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist mother-in-law. She's always hated me, so I thought it was a bit strange. Inside was a squirt gun and a note telling me to take my "black ass" for a walk around a police station with it, followed with a smiley face. FML

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You deserved it 3 327

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By bahhumbug - 21/12/2015 18:25 - United States - Seattle

Today, I received three big boxes from my mother in law, containing expensive cookware. I was puzzled, because I know that she hates me. Turns out she mailed them to us by mistake. Not only did she not get us anything, but I now have to pay to ship the boxes to her neighbor. FML

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You deserved it 1 917

By Florida_1827 - 28/01/2011 10:54 - United States

Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML

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You deserved it 4 527

Thanks, I think?

By Anonymous - 15/08/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I received a package at work. Thinking it was something I ordered, I opened it in front of my coworkers. It was a gift from my grandmother: a giant pink, “I Love My Grandson” T-shirt. The worst part? They insisted I put it on and take a picture to send to her. FML

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You deserved it 279

Busted

By Anonymous - 31/05/2015 04:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my hateful mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly. I faked taking a phone call so the bitter old hag would leave me alone. She then pulled out her phone, called my number, and glared at me as my phone rang against my ear. FML

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You deserved it 13 100

Brown and sticky

By Jon - 14/03/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 6 340

By ouharguohargssdf - 28/09/2013 21:01 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML

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You deserved it 2 900

Pushback

By Snurkles McGree - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my racist grandmother was complaining that the new nurse at her nursing home is a black woman. I casually asked, "Is she cute?" I'm now out of the will. FML

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You deserved it 7 769

By lebato97 - 09/12/2011 03:35 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

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You deserved it 80 898

By fuck you, gran - 09/03/2013 00:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, my family threw me my 21st birthday party. My grandma's gift turned out to be a pack of condoms. "Not that you'll ever get to use them," she said, turning and walking off, cackling maniacally. Now I remember why I never talk to the old crone. FML

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You deserved it 4 089

Break ups are tough

By ... - 10/02/2010 09:08 - United States

Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML

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You deserved it 4 374

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 29 December 2014 0:08

The ugliness of some people never ceases to amaze me.

dude_itskayley 17

Monday 29 December 2014 0:13

The fact that it's holiday season, and somebody who is supposed to be your family, can come up with disrespectful "gifts" like this is just a mystery to me.

Comments

bunny409 14

Monday 29 December 2014 7:46

how would anyone vote "you deserve this" you people are so nasty it disgusts me

FlickWaffle 30

Monday 29 December 2014 8:04

It's so sad you have to put up with that kind of hatred. I feel sorry for you OP

sayhisoph 26

Monday 29 December 2014 8:13

Your mother-in-law is SICK!!!

nitrog100 21

Monday 29 December 2014 8:26

Return it with a note explaining that you already make her daughter squirt.

WardenWolf 26

Monday 29 December 2014 8:43

If she's divorced, send her a vibrator with a note suggesting this is the only "man" that will never leave her because she's so miserable.

G00N3R 19

Monday 29 December 2014 9:33

Haha that's brilliant

biebahood 15

Monday 29 December 2014 9:39

that is so low of her. You should show it to your wife n make sure she has a talk with that crazy woman.

Overreactive 16

Monday 29 December 2014 10:11

Faith in humanity has taken a blow

kiaora_fml 11

Monday 29 December 2014 12:02

I had a racist grandfather, he told my mum, you are not marrying that black c*nt, jokes on him, they stayed married until my dad passed away and was a far better parent than my mum ever was. Take solace that you will hopefully outlive her and have some peace, what is you other half doing about how you are being treated OP?