By kareed3 - 19/07/2009 16:43 - United States

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Today, I got a letter in the mail about my periodic health assessment for active duty Soldiers. I came back positive for two curable STD's that are extremely common on Fort Polk. I haven't had sex with anyone but my wife. FML
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Ligerie 0

Being a military wife I know most of the women that surround me are ******.....

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fretforyerlatte 0

guess the cat's out of the bag?

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jsantos1 0

Her picture should be put on the wall of shame like in Jarhead.

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poguemahoney 0

do you or do you not have weapons training?

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DirgeHippos 0

That sucks! Not only do you have the STD/cheating bitch factor you are stuck on Ft.Polk!! Hope you get a better asignment soon.

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brandy_candy 0

i used to live in ftpolk ^_^

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Lola31_fml 0

Wow she has a little explaining to do. Fort Polk is boring I know I live here. (FML) LOL... I hope that things get better for you. I know this place kinda sucks but there are better things to do here then catch VD'S...

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bc_bro 0

i'm sorry that your wife is a *****. that sux.

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coca_chloe 0

wow... that sucks!

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looking_glass 0

1. She cheated on you. 2. She didn't want to tell you. 3. The test results have gotten mixed up.

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