Intimacy: Today, I got a letter in the mail about my periodic health assessment...

By kareed3 - 19/07/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I got a letter in the mail about my periodic health assessment for active duty Soldiers. I came back positive for two curable STD's that are extremely common on Fort Polk. I haven't had sex with anyone but my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for 7 years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 14:25 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML

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By Unlucky - 19/12/2018 02:00 - United Kingdom - Bagworth

Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML

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By impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

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By happybudiess - 14/10/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML

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Because of him

By whytho - 19/11/2019 03:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML

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By jonh_215 - 08/04/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2009 00:05 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML

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STI TMI

By Anonymous - 17/05/2022 16:00 - United States - Cumberland

Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML

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Ligerie 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:33

Being a military wife I know most of the women that surround me are ******.....

fretforyerlatte 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:30

guess the cat's out of the bag?

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shnibz101 0

Monday 20 July 2009 0:59

U could have gotten knocked out then raped or maby you got aids from your wife

56578 0

Monday 20 July 2009 1:02

I am so sorry she did this to you, you don't deserve it at all. Good luck with everything!

katieteaff49 0

Monday 20 July 2009 1:04

That SUCKS. I hear that Fort Polk is HORRIBLY "infested" with STD infected people. I am, in fact at Fort Polk also. I live on North Fort haha

ohxberlin 0

Monday 20 July 2009 1:10

Yeah :( I was in Fort Gordon...and let's just say there is every STD known to person there, and then some...we got briefed on that almost every week. But seriously, that sucks about your wife.....ugh.

jbrandonf 0

Monday 20 July 2009 1:06

you're in the military. What did you expect?

perfectwinds 0

Monday 20 July 2009 6:06

Not to be cheated on by a **** of a wife that he thought loved him.

owtom78 0

Monday 20 July 2009 1:08

I don't know what's worse: having the STD or finding out you were cheated on. I feel for you.

themercurialone 0

Monday 20 July 2009 1:09

I'm so sorry. If there are no kids drop her ass!

eatyurbrains 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 10:04

Shit even if there ARE kids he should drop her ass. He shouldn't suffer with a bitch who cheats just because of a kid. **** that.

devildog_angel23 0

Monday 20 July 2009 1:14

hmm that sucks but not all of us are filthy cheating ******.

SilverXeno 0

Monday 20 July 2009 1:26

Get yourself to LEGAL!!! They can only represent one of you...whoever gets to them first. There's a website (truuconfessions.com) that has a military wives section, the number of cheaters is STAGGERING. But as a non-cheating wife, I'd just like to say, OP's wife is a total *****...and if she's cheating with one of his fellow servicemen...that sucks ever more. Most commands don't like adultery...it's a big no-no...so if it's another soldier...go ahead & rat his ass out.

perfectwinds 0

Monday 20 July 2009 6:46

That's funny that you bring up that site because I actually work for it. =P

missashleyevans 0

Monday 20 July 2009 1:30

Ok so your wife is a *****. That doesn't mean ALL military wives are. I would never even DREAM of cheating on my husband, so all of you people saying that all military wives are ****** can just go to hell.