By kareed3 - 19/07/2009 16:43 - United States

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Today, I got a letter in the mail about my periodic health assessment for active duty Soldiers. I came back positive for two curable STD's that are extremely common on Fort Polk. I haven't had sex with anyone but my wife. FML
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Ligerie 0

Being a military wife I know most of the women that surround me are ******.....

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fretforyerlatte 0

guess the cat's out of the bag?

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lincolnunit 0

does that mean ur wife slept with alot of guys at ur base???

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catriona_cd 0

our army and navy guys had a saying here... "if it moves, **** it, if it dont move, make it move" kick the bitch out. and ask her mum if she knows when she picked up the std's ;)

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midwestjerk 0

Aw, some poor babies buried my comment last time. So here it is again, just for you: Kill the cheating bitch. Smother the ***** to death with your pillow and then shit in her mouth.

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sakurachan04 0

They keep burying it and ignoring you for a reason. OP: FYL, I'm so sorry. But I would advise leaving her. There's no excuse for her infidelity. Let her be a **** elsewhere. And thank God for the curable STD's.

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jewelzgalore 0

3/10 couples cheat. --Psychology at the uni.

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trisman 0

Oh lord. Ft Polk louisana... Been there done that, but not your wife... Been deployed lately??

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greenltrn2003 0

hey man....come on spread the love or duo of STD's if you will

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avoidthegirl 6

I can't imagine how you confronted your wife about this one. "Sooo honey, who have you been sleeping around with?" Cause clearly it's not like she can feign innocence or anything. Though I'd love to watch her try.

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xxstealthxx 0

wow, your wife had it and never told you? "teh bitch is out of da bag".

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