By kareed3 - 19/07/2009 16:43 - United States

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Today, I got a letter in the mail about my periodic health assessment for active duty Soldiers. I came back positive for two curable STD's that are extremely common on Fort Polk. I haven't had sex with anyone but my wife. FML
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Ligerie 0

Being a military wife I know most of the women that surround me are ******.....

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fretforyerlatte 0

guess the cat's out of the bag?

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bzinty 0

well..welcome to the army, most i can say to ya.

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Emilygirl12 0

I live at Fort Polk and oh man this happens so much! When my husband came home from deployment in Jan. a bunch of guys in his company ended up getting divorced bc there wifes screwed around on them.

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randomness28 0

Hmm, think about it this way. It's curable for you and from the kind of woman she seems like, she's probably going to end up with an incurable one.

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californiaaaaa 0

FYL. That's horrible. At least they're curable.

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THEGOODREVDOCTOR 0

That's messed up hey at least u know that she is a nasty *****

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Advachiel 0

Dude, that sucks! You're out there, busting your asss off all the time, protecting our freedom, and your wife can't even keep her legs shut for 3-6 months. That's disgusting.

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FreshAsCrap 0

um ok. you can get STD's from other things, not just sex. Maybe you shared a drink or something idiot.

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ihatestupidppl 0

Really? You can get SEXUALLY Transmitted Diseases by sharing drinks? Shit, I'm gonna have to call every sex ed teacher in the nation and let them know the news, because clearly they're spreading the wrong information!

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nightswimming 0

haha yeah wow, you are an idiot 102. Sorry to hear that OP :[

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midwestjerk 0

Here you go again, guys! Kill the cheating bitch. Smother the ***** to death with your pillow and then shit in her mouth.

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ihatestupidppl 0

#103: Alright, I can't with a clear conscience support murder...but ******** in her mouth is completely reasonable in this case, IMO. (Plus, the mouth-******** would be much more effective if she were still alive as it was happening.)

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