Love: Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I...

By George - 15/01/2013 20:53 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to my relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and my new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML

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You deserved it 46 694

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By MiserableMan - 10/06/2014 04:02 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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He tried.

By Anonymous - 09/11/2017 05:00

Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML

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Bye bye love, hello loneliness

By Lonley Lesbian - 17/06/2020 02:02

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML

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You deserved it 306

By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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You deserved it 5 956

By BlakeVB - 25/05/2019 14:18

Today, the girl that I had a crush on for over a year, from whom I recently moved on from, told me that she likes me. I’m dating a new girl. FML

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You deserved it 289

Easy fix

By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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You deserved it 3 107

Facebook official

By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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You deserved it 5 574

By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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You deserved it 3 797

Many such cases

By sadlife - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

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You deserved it 59 571

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 505

qt_314 5

Tuesday 15 January 2013 23:45

Did you ask these girls out over Facebook...

kAPISH 29

Tuesday 15 January 2013 23:46

Wait... did you ask her out by a relationship status on FACEBOOK?! What has the world come to...

Comments

vbmg152 18

Wednesday 16 January 2013 3:48

YDI! Try meeting a real girl & asking her out! FB is a cop out! Oh, next time ask one at a time! You should watch "Catfish" on MTV.

buddy51 23

Wednesday 16 January 2013 3:56

Well, after all, you are,aren't you?

elizabeth713 8

Wednesday 16 January 2013 4:05

Haha what are you, 12? You should have used your brain and deleted the request before asking out girl number 2... Durrr

kittenmeownyan 18

Wednesday 16 January 2013 4:18

How far apart were these two girls that you asked out

viper8608 9

Wednesday 16 January 2013 4:27

relationship request on facebook? what the hell.

chuckles1 3

Wednesday 16 January 2013 4:33

You are destined to lead a life of celibacy for you philandering ways....

EvilUndead 9

Wednesday 16 January 2013 4:40

IMO, online relationship request doesn't count. Or shouldn't count. Unless you met in real life, it is not real.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Wednesday 16 January 2013 4:52

The way I'm reading this, it's like you asked out several girls at the same time... did it not occur to you that something like this might happen? Are you that desperate to be in a relationship? And hell did you even get to know either of these girls or was it just "she's hot, I'll ask her out"?

chinagirl3343 8

Wednesday 16 January 2013 4:55

Going on one date doesn't make her your girlfriend. What are you 13? Wait, you're 13... that explains the immaturity.

melissasquires 9

Wednesday 16 January 2013 4:56

Your all freaking out like oh why ask a girl out on Facebook Jesus. He asked her out in real life sent her a relationship request She probably never answered it. They broke up she accidentally or purposely accepted this request And thus making them " in a relationship" on Facebook and new girlfriend probably being a idiot gets all mad . Probably leaving him girlfriend less again