By ktwithaq - 18/10/2010 11:27 - United States

Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
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FFML_314 11

This is a cat-astrophe! I say, quit being a pussy and go make some friends.

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Moe954 0

Being kinda Socially Retarded myself, I feel ya. But there'll be friends soon enough for you tho, so don't worry about it too much. Congratz on the promo :D

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DarkHelmet 10

Well give it some catnip and party away

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_Vamp_ 9

Just you, your pussy, and a job promotion? I'll join! Hehe :)

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KikiThePug 0

Aww that's sad. Maybe you should go to pet storeand get another pet so you will have another friend! :3

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perdix 29

And cats don't even know what a "promotion" means, so it can't really celebrate with you. With your new wealth, you may attempt to purchase a bit more affection from your cat with some higher-grade cat food.

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crzyck83 0

There is probably a correlation between having no friends & your promotion.

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Tikwichka 5

OP might not have any friends, but one day she could be infamous as the local crazy cat lady. We all have our aspirations, *sigh*.

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Moe954 0

Being kinda Socially Retarded myself, I feel ya. But there'll be friends soon enough for you tho, so don't worry about it too much. Congratz on the promo :D

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killswitchengage 0

exactly what he says better times will come. they did for me : )

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warriorsoul 2

I'm sure the cat wouldn't have been there either if it had a choice...

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