Miscellaneous: Today, I got a small scar on my faced removed at a plastic surgeon's....

By Lena - 27/03/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I got a small scar on my faced removed at a plastic surgeon's. Afterward, I told my mom that losing the scar felt weird, like I lost something that gave me character. My mom replied, "Don't worry, you have plenty of other flaws to give you character." FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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By dickface - 01/04/2016 01:52 - United States - Lewisburg

Today, the cut on my face from getting hit with a baseball healed. It's left a dick-shaped scar. FML

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By boreed - 27/12/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2023 00:02

Today, I have a facial scar from an accident, it's large but not disfiguring. A guy on the bus asked if I could turn away because it was scaring his kid (the kid wasn’t even paying attention) so I told him to screw off, but people started agreeing with him. FML

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By scar face - 20/04/2023 06:00

Today, and for the last year, I have a disfiguring scar on my nose that I’m very self conscious about. My 4 year-old niece recently noticed it. Now every time she sees me she leans in real close and says, “What’s wrong with your face?” FML

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By momolee - 07/07/2012 19:13 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, a woman asked why my daughter doesn't look remotely like me. I just smiled and shrugged it off, but the truth is that she looks exactly like I did before I got my botched plastic surgery. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces to her mom because they hurt and make people look ugly. I looked at her and said, "Aww, there not that bad. See, I have them!" I then smiled to show her. She turned to her mom and said, "See!" then started to cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 00:00

Today, exactly six months out from the biopsy of a spot on my leg approximately the size of a fleck of ground pepper, I have a 2-inch long scar and railroad scar dots from the stitches involved. Next time, get the dermatologist refer me to a plastic surgeon instead of doing it himself. Bonus? It still aches. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 10:27 - Australia - Box Hill South

Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 23:20 - Canada

Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML

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ozac 0

Friday 27 March 2009 16:05

She probably said it more sarcastically, then actually meaning it...

null_fml 11

Friday 27 March 2009 16:17

How small a scar? Vanity might be one of those flaws.

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Neenertastic 0

Friday 27 March 2009 18:09

flaws like having a beyatchy mom who says things like that...sheesh...

sleepless15_p 0

Friday 27 March 2009 18:48

This is not an FML. Learn to take a joke, or if your mom was serious then move out. Just because your mother made a "mean" comment does not mean your life sucks.

Freudian_Slip 0

Friday 27 March 2009 18:51

It sounds like she was being a mom. That wasn't an FML.

kellster 2

Friday 27 March 2009 18:53

... Were you hoping she would say that you are utterly perfect in every way? Welcome to reality, dear. People are flawed. Accept it now and your life will be much easier!

fischju 0

Friday 27 March 2009 19:04

"Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars." - Kahlil Gibran

JGunit 0

Friday 27 March 2009 19:17

god these FMLs are retarded u know damn well she was being sarcastic and ur just a drama queen and have to whine about it... its the overwhelming amount of FML's like these that is going to ruin this site