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If my girlfriend is successfull then i would be proud of her (Sorry if i spelled successfull wrong, im not a great speller)
Since you probably earned a raise, use it to torment him. Step 1- Purchase lingerie, and high heels to match. Skimpy and slutty will work best. Step 2- Purchase a long trenchcoat. Step 3- Show up at his doorstep and flash him the goods Step 4- Say the following in a nonchalant manner: "Just wanted to stop by and show you how well my promotion is treating me. The extra money has been great!" Step 5 (optional): Smack him in the head for being such an idiot. Good luck, OP. ;)
That sounds like an amazing idea..... Couldn't ask for better
You have commented this FML about 4 times now. You must be some she-ra feminist who gets off on stories like this. You suck, go male-bash somewhere else.
I like this plan.
That's absolutely retarded!!!!!!!!!
Wow you had a very insecure boyfriend. :/
It's his loss. You don't need someone like that In your life. He'll only slow u down. U need someone who can challenge you and help you move forward and celebrate your success with you.
You got a major promotion and got rid of an idiot boyfriend who is so insecure that he can't handle a relationship with a successful woman. That sounds like a double win and not an FML.
I could use a sugar mama. Hit me up, I put out....
First, congratulations on the promotion!! It's wonderful when hard work pays off. I'm very sorry your boyfriend is so terribly insecure that he found it a better idea to bail than realize how awesome you are and celebrate with you. It stings now, I'm sure, but see this as a new beginning in more ways than one: a new position, a new pay rate *hopefully* and when the time is right, a new MAN!! Someone who will see you as a successful, driven woman and will RESPECT you for that!
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Joke's on him. He lost a girlfriend and some financial support.
OP: I just got an awesome promtion at my job! BF: **** YOU BITCH YOU'RE MORE SUCCESFUL THAN ME I'M LEAVING! OP: U mad, bro?