By jenA - 12/07/2012 02:40 - United States

Today, I got a sweet promotion at my job. Instead of being happy and celebrating with me, my boyfriend broke up with me because he is jealous that I'm more successful than he is. FML
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that1guy1 13

Joke's on him. He lost a girlfriend and some financial support.

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

OP: I just got an awesome promtion at my job! BF: **** YOU BITCH YOU'RE MORE SUCCESFUL THAN ME I'M LEAVING! OP: U mad, bro?

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McNerdyNerd 8

That's aweful :( you should be happy he was just your boyfriend though. If he was like, your fiance or your hisband, he really would have just drug you down. Go out, be awesome, and find a guy who will support you and love you, and not be this petty. Congrats :)

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yeongji 31

You: 2 Him: 0 You do not need someone in your life who is not even willing to share happy moments with you.

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rebel_belle1974 5

He's a jerk you're better off!

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RedPillSucks 31

Darwinism at work. He just lost the right to procreate with you. Sadly, he'll find some needy prepubescent arm candy to mate with, but at least you're better off

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stonedfishies 10

That's his loss. He's selfish. I'm happy for you though.(:

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ErinRaechelle 7

Sounds like something from American Dad.

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