By jenA - 12/07/2012 02:40 - United States

Today, I got a sweet promotion at my job. Instead of being happy and celebrating with me, my boyfriend broke up with me because he is jealous that I'm more successful than he is. FML
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that1guy1 13

Joke's on him. He lost a girlfriend and some financial support.

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

OP: I just got an awesome promtion at my job! BF: **** YOU BITCH YOU'RE MORE SUCCESFUL THAN ME I'M LEAVING! OP: U mad, bro?

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Good, it's better to know that upfront. Let him date broke chicks.

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br0ccoli 14

Christian Louboutin shoes, here you come! It's time to celebrate dispensable income. If he can't handle it, that's his fault. Hot air balloons can't rise without first letting go of dead weight. The principle works the same with people.

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flutter4 7

What a shallow douche. At least you found out now instead of later. Congrats on your promotion!

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Keiren 14

No, FHL. He's a moron, you're better off without him.

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holdenb23 0

ill be ur boufriend :) jk

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LiveTheLifeStyle 0

If that happens in life or in your life move on.... You don't need any negativity or anything. You need a bf that is positive and happy that has you. Guys are something kids now a days. I'm 20 and know better.

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afropuffjake 9

Go find yourself a richer boyfriend and be one of those totally awesome powerhouses of a couple :-) Of course you can always just find yourself a good man too and be happy just the same, But being in boss mode with someone else never hurt :-D

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hateevryone 14

You're definitely better off without him. What type of idiot would hate on someone's success?

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