Miscellaneous: Today, I got a sweet promotion at my job. Instead of being happy...

By jenA - 12/07/2012 02:40 - United States

Today, I got a sweet promotion at my job. Instead of being happy and celebrating with me, my boyfriend broke up with me because he is jealous that I'm more successful than he is. FML

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By TrophyGirlfriend - 17/08/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 18:30 - United States - Newport News

Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 18:21 - France

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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Trading places

By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 10:00

Today, my girlfriend who trained me at the job we both work at received a promotion, which left a spot for advancement. I was chosen for the position, and now the guy she's been cheating on me with is training me. Congrats. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML

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By jcstpierre - 24/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML

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So special

By Anonymous - 18/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML

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that1guy1 13

Thursday 12 July 2012 9:10

Joke's on him. He lost a girlfriend and some financial support.

TheElderTROLLZ 15

Thursday 12 July 2012 9:12

OP: I just got an awesome promtion at my job! BF: **** YOU BITCH YOU'RE MORE SUCCESFUL THAN ME I'M LEAVING! OP: U mad, bro?

Comments

tjcallwood 0

Friday 13 July 2012 12:25

Fmls like this really make guys look bad to any and all girls who read this all guys aren't as retarded as op's ex boyfriend

someone_cool 6

Friday 13 July 2012 14:02

Congrats OP. And I agree, FYL.

michellagirl 1

Friday 13 July 2012 20:55

You are better off, he is an insecure loser

Joui_fml 11

Saturday 14 July 2012 1:06

Well, it's good that you guys aren't together any more, because he sounds lame.

SammyS2012 21

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:59

I'm kind of wondering now: did he actually say he is jealous of her, or did he just break up with her and she immediately went, "oh my gosh! He is so jealous of me!!" because I know a lot of girls who twist everything a man does to make themselves look like the victim; I'm a girl, we all do this. I guess we won't really know the whole story. *shrug* oh well.

butthead513 0

Saturday 14 July 2012 7:17

You deserve better than him... His effin loss

loah 0

Sunday 15 July 2012 0:11

welcome to my world

davedavedavedav 6

Sunday 15 July 2012 14:48

Maybe that's not his real reason and he just saw this situation as a great opportunity to break up with you. Trust me, it happens.

NHPorter 1

Monday 16 July 2012 3:48

Why is this an FML post? If he is such a weak, insecure man that he can't take your success, much less celebrate it with you, you are lucky to find that out now and be rid of him.