Health: Today, I got an e-mail from my University saying I may have violated...

By cagel - 13/12/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got an e-mail from my University saying I may have violated the Student Code of Conduct for being drunk in public at a football game, and now I have to go in to defend myself against charges. My lungs filled with fluid at the game, causing me to throw up. I had to be taken away in an ambulance. FML

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By LetsMakeLove - 10/06/2009 18:42 - United States

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 08:25

Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML

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By angel grace - 15/02/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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By fmlmylife - 11/03/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML

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moleSG 6

Sunday 13 December 2009 19:48

So go defend yourself and tell them what happened. If this is true, it won't be a problem. No problem, really. Just a bit of an unfortunate mix-up.

GIRAFFES 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 19:54

Doctor's note. Done.

Comments

schwinn11 0

Monday 14 December 2009 1:53

Are you for real, "your lungs filled up with fluid", Ive used some pretty far out excuses while I was drunk, but I gotta hand it to you, that's the wildest excuse for being drunk I've ever heard. Try to stay sober long enough to to get back into to school, and if your ever trip'n on acid just tell them your blood sugar's to high! Hahahahahaha, fluid in the lungs!!!!!

LilaBear 1

Monday 14 December 2009 10:24

if it was just an excuse for the university, she wouldn't have bothered posting it on FML, would she??

xx_irish_rose_xx 0

Monday 14 December 2009 1:55

That's sucky, but all you have to do is show the hospital records at the hearing to prove you weren't drunk, you were sick.

Carpebios 0

Monday 14 December 2009 3:31

only in America

flyingburger 0

Monday 14 December 2009 4:19

Take your Doctor's note to the University Ombudsman or your variant of. Give them a written request demanding a hearing with the Dean of Student Life or whoever gave you the first letter due to harassment and discrimination about a medical condition. They'll back off so fast you wouldn't believe.

Mewtwo_fml 1

Monday 14 December 2009 4:25

I would say that not only should this be an open-and-shut case for you, but full tuition reimbursement plus a free ride for the rest of your college days would be in order!